a letter to all countries from nepal

Dearest friends:

How are you today? Its me your friend Nepal.

First of all, please accept my belated greetings for a very happy new year 2007 for all the humans and animals living in your arms.
I wish you a good year filled with happiness and peace.

As you know but often fail to feel my feelings, my humans living in my land have been fighting for over a decade now. I have not slept for ages, crying is what i do while many of you are enjoying economic growth, peace and harmony.

I have always been thankful to you for donating money to build roads, to provide health services, and to help uplift poverty of my humans. No word can be accurate and enough just how much i feel your love and compassion for me and my humans. Thank you so much. I know a lot of the donations coming to me have not been used wisely and that i humbly beg your pardon as i will try my best to punish those who have failed to perform.

When humans from your land visit my land, it feeds a lot of my humans. My beauty has the potential to bring unemployment rate near to zero!

In front of you, bending my knees on the ground, i beg you with my open arms. Would you please encourage your humans to visit me this year?

Also, i beg you to remove some group of my humans from your listing of terrorists. I view them as confused and starved humans struggling to trying out different methods of governing for a better life. I do not see them fitting the profile of terrorists. None of my humans have done anything wrong to your land or your humans since their war begun. They have only killed one another right in my arms! Pardon me for my English, i learned it from your humans while they were visiting my land. I have not had much practices these days!

Please let me know if you need anything. I am very very sick right now with my humans, i do not care about them anymore as they do not care about me either. Please come see me. If you like, Take the everest or my beauty if you like.

You are only my hope. Please don’t deprive someone who has just a single hope!

I know you are a friend in need. Please save me. If you would like, stop donating money this year. Instead send me your humans.

Your truly,

Nepal

p.s. If you have any questions please come see me.
My address is :
Latitude 27 42 N
Longitude 85 19 E

1 Comment

  1. Laura Lawerence on March 8th, 2007

    cool.
    sweet.
    hope they feel Nepal.

    but not POLITICS of Nepal!

    what does the world want for Nepal
    I doubt that the world wants “Maoisim”
    for Nepal!

    Perhaps that’s why there is no peace in Nepal.

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